Momnesia

So check this out. Here is a list of all the things that broke this weekend: my computer the laptop on loan from Chris the printer the DVD player was already broken but it irritated me all weekend just sitting there with its not-working self...

I came home from a meeting on Thursday to find my husband in a panic."I need help!" he said, as he dragged the non-slip mat from the bathtub onto the back porch."Oh, god, the baby," I thought, and dashed inside to look for her. There she was, naked...

Natalya -Okay, there comes a time in a woman's life when friends should turn to her and say, "Stacey, we hate to be the ones to tell you this but... Dude, they could show a MOVIE on your forehead. Go out and get yourself some bangs."Why did you people...

What. the hell. is cashmere extract? "We looked for the softest thing we could find, and this is it," a new Softsoap commercial tells television viewers. Cashmere, FYI, is wool from the Cashmere goat, a kind of Asian goat. So what can you extract...

So, previously, the universe was hating me and was acting in a generally hateful manner that was full of hate. Now, however, the universe has backed off and is now merely chuckling to itself and tossing random obstacles in my way to its infinite amusement. Let...