Momnesia

Scott loves to have his back scratched, which is great, because I'll take any reason to touch him.Scott: I must have been a cow in a former life because they love to scratch. My grandfather had a barn and the wood was just worn away from them rubbing...

MD: So, what did you do this weekend?Me: Hung out with my boyfriend.MD: Which one?She cracks up laughing. I grin at her. I was dating a lot, but now it's just Scott. "You're a dork," tell her, still grinning. She gets on the intercom: "Admin, Stacey...

We're lying in bed - do we ever leave? - and Scott is smoking. Smoking! My eyes are closed, but I can smell it.Me (without opening my eyes): You're going to burn down my apartment.Scott (exasperated): No, I'm not. Ash falls onto the bed. Scott ("Oh,...

Scott - having now moved in with me keep up, people! - cooked an excellent dinner of salmon, collard greens, black-eyed peas, and crab salad on toasted pita bread. I haven't eaten in two days - strep throat, again - and I'm starving. It's a wonderful...