Momnesia

Me: And do we have any questions about the menu?Guy (looking like he smells something bad): No.Me (thinking: uh-oh): Great! What would we like to order?Guy (sighing heavily): Do you have a meal with chicken fingers and hot wings?Me (antsy, because I...

I minored in psychology. Those classes are a fool's paradise. There is no village idiot because the whole village is inhabited by idiots, with a few others of us wandering around simply confused as to why was it that we chose this minor. I thought it...

We get this certain kind of person every once in a while, the kind who can kill a restaurant if the management lets them. They lie and steal to get a free meal, pulling hair out of their own heads to put in their food, complaining about even perfect...

I know most of my posts are bitchy, and I'm really not a bitchy person. I just work in an economically depressed area in which everyone segregates themselves by income level. Although I make decent money for the area, I work in a casual steakhouse that...