Friday, May 24, 2013
I am jealous of my 8-year-old's life!
Emerson talked to my mom last night.
Mom: So, what did you do today?
Emerson: "Wull, I won four awards at school, because I am like a PRO at that, and then we went to tha store, then we went to tha ribber, and I climbed aaaaaalll ober da waterfalls and dunked in tha wadder, an' I fell down and made a AWESOME bruise on my knee, and now I'm lyin' on tha couch eating French cheese, naked."
Her life is EPIC.

Greatest human interest story ever told.
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