Momnesia

Me: I think we have a meeting where we're going to brainstorm all the awesome things we want you guys to make our database do, as if by magic, because, of course, we have no idea how you make it work. IT Genius: Haha, sounds good. I think email...

A.A.: Do you think anyone will notice if I took this can opener home for half an hour? Me: Well, since I donated that to the office, I say it's fine. I give you permission. A.A.: Oh, cool. I don't have a can opener at home. Me: Well, then,...