Wednesday, April 26, 2006
My Husband, The Pied Piper
When we went in to speak to the prominent attorney and investigators about the bad thing, I went in a suit and heels, with planned factual statements and what I thought was a very calm, professional presentation that focused on what I knew and excluded...
Monday, April 24, 2006
Proof That the Universe Hates Me
So today, we met with a prominent attorney in regards to the bad thing that happened. I don't want to say much about it, except that it is neither personal nor personnel in nature.
His agency decided to investigate. So it's looking like a good day....
Friday, April 21, 2006
Why I Love Penny
Only Penny would use a sentence like: "Well, more yodelly than I can yodel," and only I would be right there with her.http://www.trappfamily.co...
Birth Control is For Sissies
If you are the parent of a child under 2 years old, never ever at all not even once:
Think your child cannot understand you. I said "outside" in the bedroom this morning, and Emerson, who was three rooms away, came racing into the bedroom yelling "nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahnah"...
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Just... no.
So Scott and I are flying high because we both have promising job leads that we are thisclose to snagging. They are good jobs, and we both want them like crazy. We may not get either one of them, but in our heads we're already spending our windfall...
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Do You Think Marx Cares?
I was making conversation with a lady while we were waiting in line at the grocery store. Both of us had our children with us, and we were cooing at them while they made friends. "Hey der dada," Emerson said, as she does to everyone. I will hold the...
Sunday, April 09, 2006
Mad Crazy Dreams
April 8, 2005I had a terribly realistic and yet completely implausible nightmare last night. It creeped me out like no other dream.In the dream, Scott and I were going to Utica, Ecuador (is there even such a place) to visit Natalya because she was getting...
Sunday, April 02, 2006
I Always Owe Someone An Apology
A -I hope you had a great time on your trip, and that you ate a ton of cheese in France. I hope you ate so much that you don't poop for a long time 'cause I just bet when you finally do poop you will think: "Whatever. French cheese is totally worth...