Friday, August 12, 2005
Church of Eternal Crap
Scott and I have been ordained as ministers through the Universal Life Church. We are discussing what to call our ministry.
Scott: “Universal Augusta.”
Me: “Sounds like a movie company.”
Scott: “Eternity International.”
Me: “Too corporate.”
Scott: “Souls R Us.”
Me: “That sounds like we’re in the business of selling souls... to the devil... for commission.”
We settled on Church of Eternal Love. Nebulous. Noncommittal. Nondenominational. Perfect.
Coming Soon: Elvis Weddings!
Scott: “Universal Augusta.”
Me: “Sounds like a movie company.”
Scott: “Eternity International.”
Me: “Too corporate.”
Scott: “Souls R Us.”
Me: “That sounds like we’re in the business of selling souls... to the devil... for commission.”
We settled on Church of Eternal Love. Nebulous. Noncommittal. Nondenominational. Perfect.
Coming Soon: Elvis Weddings!
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