Momnesia

Crossed Words

I’m back at work from maternity leave (2.5 weeks later; must be a record) and I miss Scott and Emerson so much it’s painful. When I get home after my second day, Scott gives me a play-by-play on what they did that day.

Scott: We slept in the bed together, we had a bottle, and we did the crosswords together.
Me: You did the crosswords together?
Scott: Yep.
Me: How many did Emerson get right?
Scott: Oh, she didn’t get any right.
Me: None?
Scott: Well, none of the clues were “eh!”