Saturday, June 12, 2004
Too much time on their hands
Why do people turn their noses up at my ignorance of wedding planning and, well, complete lack of giving a shit about the things I suppose I should give a shit about? Like, no way I'm paying $200 for a cake.
"That's cheap!" said Stephanie. "Geez, are you having your mom make it, or something? That is so ghetto."
Um, I'm not having my mother make it, but wouldn't that be nice - not ghetto - of her?
"So, what are your colors?" some new girl at work asked me. "Colors?" I said, completely confused. "Yeah, you know: the color scheme of your wedding. What color are the bridesmaids going to wear, the groomsmen, the decorations, the cake, the flowers, the -"
My head began spinning while I tried to take all of this in.
"I don't need a color scheme for the wedding. I'm going to wear a white dress - because my fiancee actually cares about that, not my first choice - and I'm just hoping that he shows up and says yes." The girl looked and me and then rolled her eyes. "Your wedding is going to look stupid." I grinned and said: "How would you know? You're not invited."
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