Monday, May 31, 2004
Chat
Ptrend: have spent my extremely long three days in hell...it's time for the angel's to comeandgetmeo2grok1: (sigh) Why don't you ever let me help you? It would give me such joy.Ptrend: Do you really want to sit and hold me while I sob in naked humiliation...
Saturday, May 29, 2004
Pregnancy Scare
Scott and I are at lunch today. It's a beautiful day and we'd planned to take a picnic to the park before work. But, variables threw our plans out of whack and we went to the Chinese buffet instead. I eat a couple of pieces of teriyaki chicken and then...
Monday, May 24, 2004
Meet the Parents
I met Scott's parents last night at the Mellow Mushroom for dinner. I was nervous enough to start crying before we left. Parents never like me. In fact, that was a huge reason why John - a guy I dated for 4 and 1/2 years - and I broke up. His parents...
Sunday, May 23, 2004
Suffragette
I am trying to type a letter on the new laptop they've given me to use at the gardens, but the keyboard is so tiny! I keep hitting three or four keys at the same time, and I'm beginning to feel like Animal from the Muppets - or like I have only one...
Sunday, May 16, 2004
Quick Service
Duane's film has something to do with - but does not actually include - gay porn. He and Scott are sitting on the couch talking about what he needs before he completes it.Duane: Yeah, so if you and Stacey could record yourselves the next time you're...
Saturday, May 15, 2004
Last of the Mohicans
My boyfriend decided to get a mohawk. I considered pitching a fit, because, as a rule, I think mohawks are sad attempts to get people to pay attention to the wearer. Also, because I like his hair the way he had it. But off he went. An hour later, the...
Thursday, May 06, 2004
Rude Awakening
Scott: You have to get me up in the morning.Me: Okay.Scott: No, I have to get up. I have got to work on that damn paper.Me: Okay. Don't worry.Mwaaa-ha-haaaaaaa....!The next morning, the alarm goes off.Me: Scott, time to get up.Scott: Mmmhmm.I shake...
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Meet the Grandparents
Scott and I went to his grandparents' house for his grandfather's 80-something-eth birthday. They are adorable. His grandmother is hell on wheels. I think they are super cool.Scott: I have to warn you - before you decide to spend the rest of your life...
Monday, May 03, 2004
Mental Penis
Scott's beautiful painting fell off the wall and smashed the thermostat. Crap. Well, I might as well do repairs that I've been putting off forever. Like, I haven't had a key to my own doorknob for over a year. Actually, it might be two years.Two days...
