Momnesia

AUGUSTA, GA. - Okay, I don't usually buy chips. We eat high fiber around here, so if we're buying something crunchy and salty, it's usually Boom Chicka Pop popcorn from Costco. But I earned a Klout Perk to try Pasta Chips, and they sent a whole...

AUGUSTA, GA - Emerson and I are leaving campus when I spot Dr. Mike Searles leaving the Library in his usual attire: cowboy boots, jeans, plaid shirt, cowboy hat. "Look, Em, a cowboy." She cranes her neck. "Wow, is that a real cowboy?" "Yep, that's...

AUGUSTA, GA. - We're in the Children's Hospital of Georgia, waiting for Emerson's surgery to be completed. The Disney Channel is playing in the waiting room. Emerson's grandfather turns to me and says, "Huh. That actress favors Michelle Obama." I look:...

Emerson: "My stomach hurts." *thud* Emerson: "Owwwww! Jackson! That hurt! Geeez, you punched my arm!" Jackson: "Yeah, but does your stomach hurt?" Emerson: ".... no...?" Jackson: "Okay, you're welcome." Emerson: "Huh. That's interesting." Jackson:...