Friday, May 22, 2015
The best way to welcome new employees
AUGUSTA, GA. - Recently, I was using the microwave in a different office. I was not familiar with this machine, and when I pushed the start button ... and the RADIO came on. I spun around looking for the source of the noise, and a professor came...
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
Beware the multibear... whatever that is
AUGUSTA, GA
Emerson: "MOM."
Me: "zzzzzzhuh? What?"
I glance at the clock. It's 3:48 a.m.
Emerson: "Mom. I was telling him that he doesn't need to be afraid of the multibear, but he wasn't listening."
Me: "Oh?"
Emerson:"Do you know...
Thursday, May 14, 2015
Kids know how to make medicine fun
AUGUSTA, GA. - So, long story short, as a result of her thrilling ER visit a while back, Emerson had to follow up with a pediatric gastroenterologist, who recommended a colonoscopy.
"How do you feel about that, Doodle?" I asked.
"Oh, I feel...
Monday, May 11, 2015
Growing up is hard - for moms
AUGUSTA, GA - Recently, Emerson experienced one of her first big disappointments. It was something she wanted very badly, something she worked hard to attain, and after being given an opportunity, that opportunity was snatched away from her because...
Monday, May 04, 2015
And the Earth keeps spinning
Him: "I think we should not see each other anymore."
Her: "Um, I know you're seeing someone else, and you're going to lie about it in perpetuity. So I agree it's for the best that we don't see each other anymore."
Him: "Except if someone you don't...
Friday, May 01, 2015
My Little Pony is still a better love story than Twilight
AUGUSTA, GA.
Emerson: Why are they drinking tomato juice?
Me: Some people like to drink tomato juice.
Emerson: Like vegetarian vampires?
Me: Yep. Exactly.
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