Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Emerson responds to the death of Neil Armstrong
Me: "Aw, so sad. Neil Armstrong died."
Emerson: "Oh, that is sad. He was one of our first moonwalkers."
Me: "Yep. Do you remember what he said on the moon?"
Emerson: "No...?"
Me: "He said, 'That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."
Emerson:...
Monday, August 05, 2013
Downtown stupidity
Me: People downtown Augusta are stupid as all get out at 2 a.m. How had I forgotten
this?
Coworker: I don't
really think there's any place where groups of people aren't stupid at 2 a.m.
Me: A Mensa
convention?
...
