Momnesia

Co-worker: Is the intern French? Me: She's from Brazil, but her parents are Japanese. Co-worker: So, French,  basically. Me: Or... not at ALL French. ...

Let me tell you people about how annoyingly old and curmudgeonly I have become. I just called the cops on a couple of college students signing people up for newspaper subscriptions. Thanks, Morris Communications, for unleashing their legendary...