Momnesia

Alice and I are deciding where to eat for lunch. Alice: Do you want to eat at Convenient Location A or Convenient Location B? Me: I don't know. That's like asking me to choose between salmonella and E. coli...

Alice and I are discussing graduate school programs. We are ambitious, see. We have dreams. But these dreams, they cost ALL the money and dollars. And time... who has it? Still, Alice thought she'd found an online solution. But then I pooped on it. Me:...

We're talking about our perceptions of a very obnoxious individual. "I just can't imagine him ever being young." "Oh, come on, can't you imagine him in a bar rocking out to, like, Boston?" "I wonder what kind of music he actually likes..." "I...