Momnesia

I won a very special honor today, one that I was not expecting."It's official," Scott told me today. "I'm being submitted for the Edward R. Murrow Award.""That's awesome!" I said. "That reminds me: I meant to tell you that I won something already!"His...

A co-worker and I are discussing our employer.Me: So that’s my new nickname for him: Frankenboss.Co-worker: Yeah, you know, he kind of embodies many of the characteristics of all the classic monsters. (He ticks them off on his fingers as he goes) Vampire...

It's Wednesday, and no one can leave for lunch while we're on deadline. So our fearless leader springs for hot dogs from the cart outside. C., our most recent writer to be hired, walks past four of us with a Brat stuffed full of all the fixings."Man,...

I am completely pissed at myself for allowing my blog to devolve into "Look what I ate!" Yet my life has been like this: midnight: baby wakes up screaming 2 a.m.: back to bed 5 a.m.: baby wakes up screaming. Run into open door of the armoir. 5:45 a.m.:...

We were in Atlanta from Sat - Mon. Sorry that we missed you! It was Scott's birthday, and our second anniversary, and we dropped the baby with my parents and went driving around Atlanta, laughing like maniacs at our freedom and cursing the much lostedness...