Starting Kindergarten Soon

It's my blogoversary! Momnesia has now been annoying the crap out of random viewers sent by the almighty Internets for... [counting on fingers] THIS MANY. Dear God, FIVE years! That's almost as long as I went to Augusta State University. (Go Jags! Go... away... no, I'm kidding!)

I don't have a blogoversary post, or anything. But it's odd how this blog began. Long before the success of Waiter Rant, I was blogging about serving and bartending to get the stench of stupidity off at the end of a long, hard day. I had a number of posts on an old site (that I hate very much) that ate a year of my recorded life. So, really, I've been blogging for six years. Wow. That's incredibly lame. Meh. What's new?

Hey, I think I do have a blogoversary post, after all. Five/six years, Internets! Suck on that!

So here are some posts I've enjoyed re-reading. Hope they make you laugh.

• Why Restaurants Experience High Turnover
• Killer Bugs from Outer Space
• Government Regulations
• My Mother: The Weirdo
• Classy Girl
• Changing of the Guard
• The First of Many Experiences with Scott Sleepwalking
• One Less Pregnant Nun at Halloween
• Academic Flair
• Canine Caveman
• Crossed Words
• Failure to Communicate
• My Parenting Philosophy
• SuperDad
• As I Fly Dying
• Why I Only Write Nonfiction
• Like This
• Baby Love
• Phone Service
• Birth Control is for Sissies