Monday, December 07, 2015

We say happy holidays

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Grumpy, Angry and Jerky are not names of reindeer, people. AUGUSTA, GA. - I see you, bumper sticker. I see you everywhere I go. That lit...
Monday, August 10, 2015

Product Review: Pasta Chips

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AUGUSTA, GA. - Okay, I don't usually buy chips. We eat high fiber around here, so if we're buying something crunchy and salty, i...
Wednesday, August 05, 2015

Cowboys always drink upstream from the herd

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AUGUSTA, GA - Emerson and I are leaving campus when I spot Dr. Mike Searles leaving the Library in his usual attire: cowboy boots, jeans,...
Monday, August 03, 2015

Thanks, Obama

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AUGUSTA, GA. - We're in the Children's Hospital of Georgia, waiting for Emerson's surgery to be completed. The Disney Channel is...
Saturday, August 01, 2015

Kids are weird

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Emerson: "My stomach hurts." *thud* Emerson: "Owwwww! Jackson! That hurt! Geeez, you punched my arm!" Jackson:...
Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Cinderella's slippers too small for the ball - and she's too big for her britches

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AUGUSTA, GA - As Emerson gets older, she gets more opinionated about what she wears. I've never been a chevron-dress-and-hair-bow k...
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Monday, July 13, 2015

Vampires rising in Augusta

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Augusta, GA - Emerson and I are driving home when we pass the Shepeard Community Blood Center's Bloodmobile. "Haha!" she ...
Friday, July 10, 2015

Research shows tweens' speech patterns are remarkably similar to braying donkeys

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AUGUSTA, GA -  Emerson has three volumes: yelling, yelling louder, and asleep. Her tween vocal stylings really drive home to me why...
Tuesday, July 07, 2015

Doctor Who, Why and How

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AUGUSTA, GA. - C.B. walked into my office. "So, tell Emerson that I watched like 5 episodes of Doctor Who ." "...And?...
Friday, June 26, 2015

Now hiring out my child for motivational speaking opportunities

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AUGUSTA, GA. - It had been a long day at work, and it was only just barely after lunch. I was driving Emerson and her BFF, Kayla, back...