The NEW Pledge of Allegiance: Even Better Than the Real Thing

We've been working on The Pledge, since the first time Emmie told us she was learning. Now Emmie says:

"We pludge jaleegabence
To da flags
Ub da uninnah stays subamerica
And toodarepuggic
For witches dance
One nation
Under God
Inndebissabull
For libercheesus for all"

I don't know where libercheesus is, but I want to go to there. Right now.