Why Short Men Can't Get Dates

AUGUSTA, GA - Emmie is coloring and narrating the story as she goes.

"Der once was a mermaid name of Ariel. And she decide to marry her Daddy."

"Whoa, doodle. That's a bit too Freudian for me," I laugh.

"Iss not Frodonan. Iss King Triton. Frodo is short an' hab big feet."

Dude, who let her watch "Lord of the Rings?!" I swear it wasn't me!
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