And This is Why English is So Hard

AUGUSTA, GA - We're painting the house and need another gallon. Scott has decided to do the hallway a nice, pale... beige. ***YAWN***

"I'll run to Wal-Mart and get it for you, if you want."

"That's okay," he says. "I have a tint in mind and I'm afraid you might get the wrong one."

"The wrong tint?"

"Yes."

"Of beige?"

"YES."

"Daddy, you buyd a tint?!" Emmie asks, excitedly.

"Not yet."

"We goeend campeend?!"

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