At work, eating lunch with co-workers. T. doesn't eat red meat and was horrified to hear that A. had eaten veal parmesan while out to dinner.
T: "I can't believe you ate a baby cow!"
A: "Yes, and it was delicious! I also had
Dungeness crab while I was in Charleston. I'd never had that before."
T: "What's Dungeness crab?"
Me: "It's where they raise the crabs in a tiny dungeon to make them more tender. [I make my hands into little claws]
Give us free! Give us freeee!"
T: "What?! That's not true, is it?"

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