The most important consideration when choosing your email service provider is...

My Dad's email account got hacked, and he's thinking of moving to another service.

"...so I think I'll try Live Mail."

"Dad, just use Gmail."

"Zee mail?"

"G, as in Google. Kelli and I both use it."

"Well, maybe I'll look into that."

"Also, I customized my inbox with ninjas."

"Ninjas?"

"Ninjas."

"Well, I guess I have to take that into consideration."

"Everything's better with ninjas. Hackers fear ninjas. Your inbox will be safe."

"That's very persuasive."

Not these ninjas.