Emmie: "Mama, der's dirtiness in da tub."
Me: "What? How? I just scrubbed it."
Emmie: "I don' know. Where do it come from?"
Me: "Probably from your butt."
Emmie: "No, iss not from my butt."
Me: "Could be."
Emmie: "Could be,
but isss not. I diddin' eben rub any dirt on my butt today."
Me: "[Snort]... it must a banner day for you."
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