Summer break might break me

Me: "OMG, Emmie is having a meltdown, and it's only 2 p.m."
A.W.: "What about??"
Me: "Here's our conversation..."

Emmie: "Jus' go to your boss and tell him dat you goeend pit me up at 1 o'clock."
Me: "Yeah, I can't do that."
Emmie: "WHY NOT?!"
Me: "Because I can't go back in time."

Alice: "LOL! Is she staying at her grandmother's house?"
Me: "Yes."
Alice: "How's that going?"
Me: "Well, unlike at elementary school, she has access to a phone to call me 10 times a day. So it's going AWESOME."