The Perils of Hide-and-Seek

Emmie and my sister - her beloved aunt 'Smelly' - were playing hide-and-seek at my parents' home. Kelli ran to the back bedroom and hid in the shower.

"I was waiting in there forever," she laughed.

A few minutes later, Dad woke up and headed to the bathroom.

"WAIT!!" Kelli yelled, at the last possible second of decency.

Dad almost had a heart attack. "What are you DOING?!"

"Uh... playing hide-and-seek?" my thirty-something sister answered.

"Get out!"