Observations from the Mall, Part Two

Augusta, Ga. - I got in line at Barnes & Noble, and then got back out to look at a display. And then I got back in to make my purchase.

"I'm sorry! I suck!" I said to the nice grandmotherly clerk at the counter.

"It's okay," she said, and rang up my sweet white elephant gift for the exchange at work. "I'll put your receipt in the bag, you have a nice day, and you don't suck."

Well, at least I fooled one person.
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