Please Hold Still... This Won't Hurt a Bit

Me: "What does 'error in parameters scanning' mean when you send an e-mail?
Heather: "Sounds like something is wrong with your parameters."
Jason: "Yep. Your parameters are all screwed up."
Me (laughing): "Y'all can just bite me, seriously!"
Heather: "How can I bite you if I can't scan your parameters?"