Why Friends Are Never There When You Need Them

AUGUSTA, GA. - "Yeah, we used a whole roll of tape playing with this today. Not all on her face, obviously." I said.

"No, of course. The other half was taping her butt together," Amy joked.

"OH, I didn't even THINK about that!" I said.

Dangit. Opportunity knocked. I ignored it like a band of missionaries waiting on the porch.

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