The Only Safety Tip You'll Ever Need to Know

"Do you know what number we use to call the police?" I ask Emmie.
"Uh, what?"
"911."
"Oh. 911."
"But only in emergencies."
"Yes. Only in 'mergency."
"What number was it?"
"911."
"Very good!"

"Danks. And what number call Bob the Builder?"
"Well... I don't know." I admitted.
"Mama. We. Need. Dat. Number."

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