Hey, if You Had 50-Pounds Strapped to Your Waist for Three Months, You'd be Pissed, Too

As a former co-worker slow-waddles out of the office...

B.O.: "Have a pleasant birthing experience!"
(general laughter)
S.S.: "May your epidural take you to a happy place!"
(more laughter)
A.C.: "Yeah, I don't do those."
(laughter is silenced)