Please! We Know Her Husband is a Sex Machine... well, not from experience or anything... it's just - no, we're not thinking about it! Gaaaaaaaahhhhh!

A.C.: "So my gynecologist's office just called to say that she retired - a week before my next appointment."
Me: "What? That's weird."
A.C.: "Yeah. Thanks so much."
Me: "Well, it's only your vagina. No big deal."
A.C.: "Yeah, nothing much ever happens there anyway."