Rock CHOKE!

Me, in e-mail to bosses: You guys should pitch a marketing plan to one of the car dealerships that’s called “Carmageddon.” I think that would be awesome.

A.C., via Blackberry: Okaaayy....

Me: I'm just working my creative energy for you. My AWARD-WINING creative energy.

A.C.: And I love you for all of your AWARD WINNING creative energy. Speaking of Award Winning and energy. Hows about given me some “Okay, so Kansas kids do know how to play some ball." Boo-yah. ROCK CHALK!

Me: Yes. I bow to your superior knowledge of playing with balls.