Poor Ol' Jeff Thomas

A.W.: "I was driving down the road and I saw Jeff Thomas walking down the street, so I leaned out the window and screamed, 'F--- you, Jeff Thomas!'"
But then he turned around, and it wasn't Jeff Thomas.
A.W.: "I was like, 'Ohmygod I am so sorry!"
The guy turned around and said, "Hey, I'm from up North. That's like a standard greeting."
A.W.: "I was so mortified."