Friday, April 11, 2008

Another Pit Bull

AUGUSTA, GA. - "Why are you so smiley, M.F.?" A.W. asks as he trots into the office.

"I think I just confronted the CEO of Exxon-Mobile about the high price of gasoline," M.F. gloats.

"Wow, really? How do you know it was him?" she asks. "Was he lighting his cigar with hundred dollar bills?"

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