I Would've Guessed Paul Bunyan

AUGUSTA, GA. - Alice saw a friend of hers. She was wearing a new pair of jeans with a patch on them.







"Do you know who that is?" she asked.
"uhh..."
"It's the Zig Zag Rolling Papers guy!"
"What? I didn't know! I thought I was making a statement!"
"You are," Alice said. "You're stating that you're a giant pothead."