Where It's At

"I really like this watch," A.C. said. "See how silly I get when I have a gift card?"
"It is very cool," I hedge. "But it also has a lot of parts that will get broken off."
She stares at the screen, rather petulantly.
"But it has TWO turntables!" A.C. tries to convince me.
"Does it also have a microphone?"