Agenda Setting

"Hats is over. Do you want to cut it?" A.W. asks.
"You can cut it however you want, but the last one." T.G. says.
"What if I cut the J.K. Rowling? Or will that break A.C.'s heart?" A.C. asks.
"Noooooo!" A.C. moans.
"What, is it the Dumbledore is gay information?" I ask.
"Yeah." A.C. says.
"Dumbledore is gay?" T.G. asks.
"Yeah."
"A gay teacher?" T.G. asks.
"A gay headmaster." I answer.
"Well, that goes without saying." T.G. says.
(silence)
"Ba-dum-bum!" T.G. grins.
(groan)